Top 3 phrases that’ll create sexual tension
- "Make me",
- "oh really",
- "is that so"
"What’s in it for me?"
think about the concept of a library. that’s one thing that humanity didn’t fuck up. we did a good thing when we made libraries
*puts snapchat text over area of insecurity*
what if death is just level 2
We can only be friends if you’re kind of an asshole. Not full blown asshole because that’s no fun. And if you’re not an asshole at all then that won’t work either. A halfway asshole. Those are my kind of people.